World War Two jokes
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.