World War Two jokes

Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.

Me: Cool, what rank of officer?

Jim: SS.

Me:...

Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...

*disconnected*

Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?

Scissors beat paper.

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.