Won Jokes

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son. We both drank them at the same time, and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone

Addison Banks Age (8) "I'm a little brat who won't shut up the hell! And stop talking!

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃 When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

What did the dog say when he got it's tail caught in the door?

It won't be long now...

:can I borrow a book how to kill myself

:librarian. No cause you won’t bring it back

The two biggest Dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth" and "I won't cum in your mailbox"

Anybody can use this:)

Slow and steady wins the race but it won't fix ur ugly face 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?

I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out He lied.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery? Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you Girlfriend: Ok cool I won 12 dollars heres 6 and don't come back

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek but I think if I make the NHL I'll die in an airplane crash so I won't risk it again

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

My nuts hurt if you pull them I will scream

My nuts tickle scratch them and I won’t like you no more

Gwen just take Tj as ur boy friend gah just do it so he won't kill him self! prince will be fine without u!

I see all these 9/11 jokes and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke cause they have a tendency to crash and burn

Here are a few:

While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!

Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.