*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there's a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won't be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby's. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no won to call daddyđł
What do you call a dead hooker? It doesn't matter she won't answer you.
1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won't squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome
Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started! Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!
What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man? Suck his balls.
My dad drove past a graveyard he said âI wonât be buried there.â I asked why. He said âBecause I am not dead yetâ
a texan and a alaskan walk in a room the alaskan says "my state is bigger than yours" the texan says "it won't be when it melts"
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli
What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you
Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she wonât listen to me itâs almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
STUPID FAKER IF UR TRYING TO GET ME TO LEAVE THE SITE IT WON'T WORK
If you don't stop the pun, soon it won't be so fun.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
I asked the librarian if they haad any books on anxiety. She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Bully: Shut up motherf*cker Me: Well stop talking to me and I won't have to keep f*cking your mother
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human
I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage
