WMD jokes
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
I am the grand wizard, mak.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.