Wishful Thinking jokes

Luck

Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Death

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

Luck

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

Assignment

My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

I answered, "Happy."

The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.

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