Wis. jokes

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.

Why did Steven Hawking die?

He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

How did Stephen Hawking die?

They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.

Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?

Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.

Why do orphans play with boomerangs?

Because they come back.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.

Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.

How did Stephen Hawking actually die?

He lost Wi-Fi connection.