Wingman jokes
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?