Whacker jokes
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!