Way Home jokes
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.
Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.
"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."
The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.
"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Community talk
On the way home my neighbors chubby corgi came up to me and I pet it and it made my entire fucking week
Little blue, be my shelter Be my cradle, be my womb Be my boat, be my river Be the stillness of the moon If I could, I'd go with you To a place I never knew In your eyes, so dark and open There's a light that leads me back to you 'Cause you're not so far away I hear you say "You'll never walk alone" Singin' Don't be afraid of the dark In your heart You're gonna find a way To carry the weight of the world On your shoulders You're gonna find a way home -the goat Jacob Collier
Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.