Water Bearer jokes
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
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Zodiac time :)
♈ Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19.
♉ Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20.
♊ Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21.
♋ Cancer (Crab): June 22–July 22.
♌ Leo (Lion): July 23–August 22.
♍ Virgo (Virgin): August 23–September 22.
♎ Libra (Balance): September 23–October 23.
♏ Scorpius (Scorpion): October 24–November 21.
♐ Sagittarius (Archer): November 22–December 21
♑ Capricornus (Goat): December 22–January 19
♒ Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20–February 18
♓ Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20