Voice Assistant jokes
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Why can鈥檛 orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don鈥檛 have a home.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.