i like my men like i like my alexa by my bed and turned on
I called my mom on Alexa and she told me "please take out the trash" and I said "but I can't ur not here
Why can’t orphans have google homes Because they don’t have a home
Man: Hey siri! Siri: Yes? Man: Im desperate, will you marry me? Siri: Uh... *phone literally explodes*
Bob: Siri, call 666! *dialing noises* Bob: Hello? Bob's dad: Hi!
this is so sad, Alexa play despacito
why did stephen hawkins wife get annoyed with him? He had an affair with Alexa
who is steven hawkings wife ? the American siri
