Voice Assistant jokes

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

I like my men like I like my Alexa:

By my bed and turned on.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?

Because they don’t have a home.

Man: Hey Siri!

Siri: Yes?

Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

Siri: Uh...

*phone literally explodes*

Bob: Siri, call 666!

*dialing noises*

Bob: Hello?

Bob's dad: Hi!

This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

He had an affair with Alexa.

Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?

The American Siri.