Voice Assistant

Voice Assistant Jokes

Man

I like my men like I like my Alexa:

By my bed and turned on.

Alexa

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?

Because they don’t have a home.

Man

Man: Hey Siri!

Siri: Yes?

Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

Siri: Uh...

*phone literally explodes*

Wife

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

He had an affair with Alexa.

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