Voice Assistant jokes
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.