Voice Assistant

Voice Assistant jokes

Wife

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

He had an affair with Alexa.

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  • Orphan

    Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?

    Because they don’t have a home.

    Alexa

    I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

    Man

    I like my men like I like my Alexa:

    By my bed and turned on.

    Man

    Man: Hey Siri!

    Siri: Yes?

    Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

    Siri: Uh...

    *phone literally explodes*