this is so sad, Alexa play despacito
why did stephen hawkins wife get annoyed with him? He had an affair with Alexa
Why can’t orphans have google homes Because they don’t have a home
I called my mom on Alexa and she told me "please take out the trash" and I said "but I can't ur not here
i like my men like i like my alexa by my bed and turned on
Man: Hey siri! Siri: Yes? Man: Im desperate, will you marry me? Siri: Uh... *phone literally explodes*
Bob: Siri, call 666! *dialing noises* Bob: Hello? Bob's dad: Hi!
who is steven hawkings wife ? the American siri
