Vial jokes

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd get in the van if I were you...