Vanilla Ice jokes
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus.
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Chocolate or vanilla ice cream? 🍦
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