why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on saint Georges day Irishman: We called our daughter valentine since she was born on valentines day Scotsman: We named our son pancake because he was born on pancake day!
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says "Will you be my Valenein?"
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's day? Candy wigs.
