USSR jokes

Russia is worse than the USSR.

Russia is just a bonerless USSR.

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

Russia.