USPS jokes
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighborβs house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
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