Urethritis jokes

What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?

Gonorrhea.