United States Air Force jokes

Scientist time travels into the year 2024.

Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?

Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.