Unexpectedness jokes
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Memes
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.