String( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)1 year agoI can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
FriendTanner3 years agoThe other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
BreadAnonymous4 years agoWhat happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sexThey become in-bread