Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
Two fish in a bowl, First fish asks "Haven't i seen you around here before?" The second fish replies "F**k me a talking fish!!!!"
doctor suess break up lines one fish two fish blue fish red fish im breaking up with you bitch
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. I’m breaking up with you bitch.
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