Turtleneck jokes
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
Go commit neck rope.