Turtleneck jokes

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

Go commit neck rope.