Turn Of Events jokes
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
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With a sudden and funky-ass turn of events, Wade appears to have won the horny poll. Congrats!
SO! News for my Maid Wade fans, with an unforeseen turn of events, sadly, we did NOT win the first round of the poll. There are 3 rounds tho! And we have secured our spot in second place and are moving on! Fletcher beat us out with 51% and we got like 40% or something. Doesn’t matter, we’re still in the running! And since there are 3 rounds, I gotta alter the rules a LITTLE BIT. I said if we won that I’d do it till January. Well. If we win the SECOND round I’ll do it till FEBRUARY. And if we win the finals? I’ll do it till MAY. We can do this guys! The Maid Wade will guide us! #VOTEWADEVOTEMAID!