
TSA jokes
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Memes
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Blue Takis?
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.

