Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale the scale said I’m trying to get your weight not your phone number
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Try not to <3.
Why did the orphan cross the road? To try to find his parents but it was FREAKING USELESS
Why do orphans play baseball becuase they try to find 🏡
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
