Travis jokes

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?

Travis Spick-le.

"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."

Travis has baby hands.

Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.