Track And Field jokes

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Why can't Hitler join track?

Because he can't even finish a race.

Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?

Because he successfully finished a race!