Toy Soldier jokes

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

What do you call 6 gay men going to war?

Rainbow 6 Siege.