Toy Soldier jokes

Kid

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

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  • Explosion

    *Loud explosion inside the tank*

    "Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

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  • Memes

    Military

    We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

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