Their jokes
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?