Their jokes
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.