The jokes
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
Like this joke if you LOLed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.