The jokes

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?

He pasta way!

What did one chair say to the other?

"I'm so bummed out!"

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.

Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.

What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?

"Face the wall!"

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.