The jokes
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People π
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because youβve got the hottest pair of buns Iβve seen all week.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.