The jokes
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
I went to the shops and still didnβt find Lucyβs dad.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Here comes the plane... the twins. β οΈ
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People π
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.