The jokes
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Here comes the plane... the twins. β οΈ
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People π
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because youβve got the hottest pair of buns Iβve seen all week.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.