The jokes
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
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Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
What the heck did I discover?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
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I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.