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Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

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    • Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

    This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

    Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.

    What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?

    The clock actually comes back around.

    People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

    He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.

    what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

    Niagra falls

    I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

    What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?

    The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.

    Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

    Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.