The jokes
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
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When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.