The jokes
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know, but the flag is a big plus.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.