The jokes
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.