The jokes
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!