The jokes
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).