The jokes

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?

Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

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  • Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

    Orphan girl: Where?

    Me: The coffin was still open.