The jokes
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.