The jokes
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.