The jokes
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Remember the name Ben Andrews.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.