The jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.