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Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still canโ€™t solve is solved. ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?

Option one: Horses can't speak at all.

Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

Why canโ€™t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you donโ€™t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?

In the U.K., it's a swear word.

In America, it's a family reunion.

A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"