The jokes
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.