The jokes
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didnβt stand a chance against the three of us.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
You hear that? Thatβs the sound of me not caring.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.