The jokes
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "Iām getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.