The jokes
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.