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I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

'Cause she had no arms.

Knock, knock!! Who's there?

Not the girl.

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.

"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"

"Oh, that was the cat."

"We don't have a cat..."

"Oh..."

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷